"Female privilege is deciding when you don’t want to have a baby."
SORRY I FORGOT THE BASIC RIGHT TO MY OWN BODY AS A HUMAN FUCKING BEING WAS A PRIVILEGE BASED ON MY GENDER
OH WAIT, IT WASN’T UP UNTIL 1973 AND SILL ISN’T 9 STATES USING TRIGGER LAWS AND CRIMINALIZATION BILLS TO KEEP US FROM HAVING PROPER BODY AUTONOMY (AND IS STILL BEING CONTESTED IN CERTAIN STATE LEGISLATIONS, IN WHICH CERTAIN BRAVE WOMEN HAVE TO STAND FOR 11 STRAIGHT HOURS JUST TO KEEP THESE RIGHT-DEFYING LAWS FROM BEING PASSED.)
AND THAT’S JUST IN THE UNTIED STATES YOU FUCKING PIG.
Trying so hard not to be the classic stereotyping misandrist but guess what it’s really fucking hard yo
For real though how incredibly stupid is that
"My boss hired me because I was handsome." IS NOT EQUIVALENT TO ”I like watching your ass shake, you dumb blonde.”
Like MRA’S LITERALLY BELIEVE THAT SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSISTS OF “You’re pretty.” or “You look gorgeous!”
NO, IT’S “I know how to turn you straight.” AND “You’re popular with the boys I bet.” AND OTHER GROSS, UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCEMENTS.
YOU WANT SOME DUDE COMING TELLING YOU YOU’VE GOT DICK SUCKING LIPS? PROBABLY NOT.
Like I said to my uncle “Try being sexually harassed at work it’s not fun” and he literally jumped to “I was once hired because my boss told me I was handsome! It’s EXACTLY THE SAME THING!”
Hey guess what that wasn’t even my point because it was a CUSTOMER who harassed me and um no its not (I like to watch you from behind =/= You’re Handsome.)
But you’re too busy trying to nullify my complaint that you didn’t even listen to what I had to fucking say
see also: men’s right’s activism
laughing really hard (see: actually crying) at that 18 Things Women Can’t Seem to Understand article because literally all the points and “privileges” are based off of a rape culture-centric patriarchal society and how we’ve come to be marginally sympathetic to the female victims of it
*whispers ‘sorry but some identities/genders do not experience day-to-day discrimination and you do in fact have privilege by comparison’*
Date a girl who reads but not someone who has strong opinions she must be educated but you must be smarter than she is, sleep with whomever you want but bring only the virgin home to mom, make sure she’s funny wild wacky but not too energetic not too loud, give her a dark side but only one that’s easily cured she’s got to love video games but you have to be better at them make sure she’s a writer make sure at least once you break a poet’s heart, it makes you immortal when she spills your history onto pages filled with her pain - be sure to call her insane to your friends, shake your head, wonder aloud what the fuck is wrong with her for loving someone, for loving you, drag her name through the mud just because she was stupid enough to believe everything you told her - make sure she has good fashion sense and tasteful makeup but isn’t obsessed with it just so you can show her off to your friends but at the same time be sure she’s still attractive in sweats measure her waist with your fingers to ensure she is skinny but only naturally so, don’t you know bones are for dogs but too many curves and she’s not good at all, feel free to make fun of her salads and yogurts and granola, disregard the idea that she’s doing this all for you and she wants to sit around and eat cake instead of impress you, make sure she has some kind of cause but never one that shouts too loud, a girl who likes art a girl who likes math a girl who likes anything just as long as it isn’t too much that’s just annoying, a girl who likes to cook and will take “get back in the kitchen” as a joke, who likes to clean but doesn’t mind your mess, who is calm but passionate but exercises good judgement but is willing to take a risk who wants kids but only when you suggest them who is practical but believes in magic who is gentle but fucks hard who is pious unless you are in private who bends her knees for god but also to suck your dick who responds to your every touch like she is made thoughtless by it but still has some kind of mysteriousness who is obedient but independent loving but hard to get caring but not clingy talented but willing to give up her passions for you - but no, don’t worry about who you are or how you act. She’ll change to please you. You don’t have to be a good husband, she will believe she has to be perfect no matter what happens. The only flaws she is allowed are tiny ones. Girls need to be capable, honest, needing. Who cares if a girl like this doesn’t exist. We’ll convince them all to read our requirements and make themselves fit.
lookit dis cool dress thing my friend is lending me for her senior ball
the fucking thing that dRIVES ME INSANE ABOUT AFIOS IS THE FUCKING DIALOG LIKE
augustus literally EXPLAINS IN WORDS what should be a SUBTLE LITERARY METAPHOR
"ah yes this is why my character is doing this because this symbolizes this aren’t I clever?"
thats like having someone literary out loud in a film “YEAH, JOHNNY, OUR MAIN CHARACTER, FELL WITH HIS ARMS WIDE OPEN, ALMOST AS IF IN CRUCIFIX POSITION. HE’S DEFINITELY A JESUS FIGURE.”
hang on, wait a second
reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries
this outlook has a very deep outlook on life
Quentin uses his cishet white male privilege for good.
Because nothing pisses him off more than privileged people denying that they have privileges that marginalized people don’t have, and by god if those people won’t listen to them, then maybe they’ll listen to him.
And if they don’t, it’s their own fault that they get a raging migraine. *whistles innocently*
white girls can’t wear bindis because in sixth grade one time i was dropped off at school by my aunt who was wearing a bindi at the time and some girl’s mom whispered to her friend how she would never let her daughter play with me because my family had probably been happy about 9/11 and then four years later that daughter showed up to school wearing a bindi as part of her “”“boho”“” look